Joey-Kazaam's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Hates Fags!]

Magical

It was so tragic, yet so beautiful.

Would you mind telling me what the song is when Luigi dances, it is very catchy.

ChristianAndJustice responds:

Sry, I seriously can't remember what it's called.

[England Day]

Hmm

Clearly no effort was put into this. Like zero.

However you picked a good song and your british so +4

GoldenSaucer responds:

I'm not British H@H@H@

[Marvel Collab]

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It's not that the collab was bad, it was just that it was dissapointing.
Some of the animations were more of an eye sore then a piece of art.

The only entry I enjoyed was Keirupted's spiderman one. It was well animated and the joke was pretty funny.

The worse of the bunch was the Nazi animation, it seems out of place and the content is not even remotley funny. It was in poor judgement to put it in because it just put me in a bad mood.

Although it had its high points, the collab as a whole failed to impress me and I'm a very important person and you should be very sad that I didn't enjoy it.

Better luck next time. Happy new year.

JKAmovies responds:

Not all parts were supposed to be funny. . . some were serious in their own way. I'm sorry to hear you didn't enjoy it. Thank you for watching and leaving a review though.

[Orange Adventure Xmas]

Awesome as always

Whenever I see you made something I expect awesome though....

Hulalaoo responds:

Thanks green guy !

[a kitty goes shopping 2]

Lolz

That was really funny, I thought the ending was pure genius, and normally cats dont go shopping so it was pretty funny.

MAKE MOAR PLZ

k3ltr0n responds:

ANYTHING FOR THE FANS <3333

[D3M0 R33L]

Cool stuff!

I really liked the basketball parts (well they were the only ones that actually made any sense to me) I thought they were hilarious. This was well made, pretty good. Keep it up.

Voodoo responds:

Basketball is my favorite sport. I like the way they dribble up and down tha court

[Sketched - Babies]

The writing was excellent.

I've seen quite a few of your Sketched series, but this one was clearly the best one yet, the writing was hilarious. The animation was well done, and does its job, but the strength of this cartoon was its jokes.

sirjeffofshort responds:

I think I may have to agree with you, but hopefully it will not be the best one we EVER put out. Haha, thanks for watching (and reviewing).

[Hell Yes]

THAT WAS HORRIBLE DOOD!

I hate how people that don't submit animations (i.e. cheater007, ApotheosisJebus and Jak29 among others) rate things poorly. I wish there was some sort of rule so that if you haven't made an animation yourself then you shouldn't be allowed to critique good solid animations.

I quite enjoyed this flash to be honest. The song was pretty catchy and it made me laugh. The animation itself looked like you put a lot of effort into the detail like the bg, I only wish you put that much effort into all the characters. I'm happy to see an animation from you that is a solid effort. Keep up the work.

Orangebeef responds:

thanks

[Ode To Michael Jackson]

Interesting...

I had to rate this because if you look under me, you will see all the idiots who are ranting about how he didn't molest kids, well tell me how that makes this animation deserve a 0/10?

1) The animation was probably rotoscoped, but still well done.
2) Michael Jackson had white skin (i dont care if it was his skin disease or alleged bleaching) so this video is accurate.
3) The authro is remembering MJ for his music, and I didn't see any hidden molestation jokes....

The animation is short, but that is because it is a collab entry. I wish you had extended it. MJ would be proud of this, and It was well done. 7/10, ignore the idiots under me who are hopping on the MJ bandwagon, you can grieve but dont throw your shit at the rest of us.

InfrangibleTangerine responds:

Thank you so much man, yours is one of the only useful reviews I've got on this so far. And to everyone else, how was I saying in this that he molested kids? I don't know why you think his skin looks white, It was based of a picture I saw of him (I would call it olive) but the point is it is a true representation. I don't know what rotoscoped means but this was for the most part traced off a video. And I'm sorry I didn't extend it, I'm a rather slow animator especially when tracing is involved and I wanted to get it out on the day he died. If you read the authors comments you'll see that I'm not trying to make any political statements but I am sorry if I've offended anyone.

[.- A Tribute to MJ-.]

Funny

Not much animation here, but it gave me a good laugh. Im loving all these "actors" who made fun of Michael but now that he is dead its off limits and we can only talk about how he was a great artist, which is true, but his antics are what kept us interested.

physicsman09 responds:

This man speaks the truth.