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Total Medals Earned: 175 (From 42 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,840 Points

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Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

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2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Stickya Adventurya

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)

Easier as it seems. 5 Points

Kill the first enemy.

Knick knocker. 10 Points

Explode the big mean door.

HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points

Destroy all the bunnies.

Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points

Complete the game.

You're just great at this. 25 Points

Die over 100 times.

Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points

Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.

You must be cheating! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Super Ryucopter

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

quit spamming ya buttmunch 10 Points

throw 100 hadoukens

I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A BEATING 50 Points

defeat all large enemies

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T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 8/15 (45/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 2/16 (75/495 points)

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.