Joey-Kazaam's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Disappointing at best]

Dissapointing at best

I am questioning my sanity right now, I cannot believe I bared through the whole flash.
To begin with, you really need to work on your composition, there is no real drama set up for this, and it all feels like the events are either rushed, or some scenes were just there to make it barely longer, either way, it all feels anticlimactic and boring, however, this is something I could totally overlook, but jesus christ is the animation horrible...
You have what's probably the most choppy, unbalanced and ill-formed foreshortening and graphic development I've seen in a long while, or possibly ever in my short life. I never take the words "best", "worst" or "ever" lightly at all when reviewing something, and I think no one who uses them should be able to have the privilege to call themselves a critic, but I feel like a devilish hand just ripped them off my chest and plastered them onto this text box.
In one word, the motion animation was just...repulsive, but I could also go in-depth which only makes me feel worse. Not knowing your limitations is what pretty much ruins this and any other movie, if you can't tinker around with perspective and frame by frame, don't do it. Rule number one of B.A.S.E. jumping, my friend, you may be good, but you can't be good enough to jump without a parachute, and if you do it you'll look like an idiot, a dead idiot, that's why you don't do it. However, you keep trying to switch angles on FXF while you lack the anatomy, perspective and foreshortening skills to do it, so it ends up looking ill-consistent and just ugly. Lack of skill can be cause for it, but it also looks like all you've done for motion animation is rotoscope action anime shows, some of them which already rotoscope martial arts films (e.g. Nahreewtow fight scenes), and you're not even doing it right, so it all looses realism. However, you might not be rotoscoping and only be taking reference from those shows so I won't waste precious bits of data on in-depth and click "Submit Review!"

[The mouse and the lion]

Very witty!

This was great!

[GameMaster 4: Sonic]

What is it with Newgrounds?

All of a sudden every well known animator has their own video game series now...

I gave this a 6 because this was clearly well animated and the voices were clear. The writing wasn't really clever.

If you had atleast made your own characters this would have been much funnier and original. You had it all perfect until you brought Sonic into this.

[WaterLoop!]

Awesome job

Lol I love how this little guy had such an adventure in such a short time lol.

I dsagree with someone who said that animation could've been better. I think you did a brilliant job. Keep it up.

[Super Mario bros Z ep 9]

AWSUM

BEST EPISODE YET! KEEP IT UP MAN!

[The Digital Enemy]

Haha nice work.

I think this is great and you guys are awesome!

And to the reviewer below me, I feel you are very ignorant, I had the same problem as you, but once I refreshed the page it played perfectly.

[My second first attempt]

You have a lot of potential.

Your characters are for the most part smoothly animated and remind of Edds World sort of.

Anyways I can see that if you keep working in flash you will be great.

[Imma Bee]

Late

There was a frontpage version of this a month ago, plus my parody that I did a month ago.

The animation wasn't very good but it looks like you simply rushed and didn't care I'm sure you're better than this.

[Kevins Birthday Bonanza 3]

Nice job dude

I didn't come here and expect much but that was quite a birthday bonanza. my personal favourite was the fish dancing lul.

Great job, i hope to see more from you.

Calicard responds:

Why thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

[This and That Shorts 3]

Nice job!

I really enjoyed this piece. Whether it was the Rick Roll, over 9000 reference in the highscore, or the good animation I liked this.

The more I think about it, it has to be the over 9,000 reference. Lul, anyways great job. Congrats on winning.

Kreid responds:

Haha so the best part of the toon was a four digit number? Awesome XD I should just release one with just that!

Nahh thanks for noticing em ^^,