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FUN GAME

U SHOULD ADD MEDALS

GAY

This game is better than the first, but that isn't saying much. Everything has been improved but you still let out several flaws that could have been easily avoided.
-Positives-
~~~The squidward's sprites were good, the story line too and the cut scenes were good as well the animation in it. Music was also alright.
~~~Controls were quite fluid and easy.
~~~There's mini games, just something to pass the time.
~~~Passwords were a nice addition to the game.
~~~I like that you have a map to replay
-Negatives-
~~~This game is too Goddamn repetitive, most of the time I find myself just holding the right arrow key walking in a seemly never ending platform and just simply jumping over jellyfish in a pattern, always 3-6. They never go after you and the blue ones just go in a circle.
~~~There are always enemies below you, you never have any idea what's down there unless you have died there many times. There is no warning that if they're going to be down there.
~~~Too many typos
~~~The music overlaps in the sound test if you go back to the main menu.
~~~There is no weapons, power ups, or anything for that manner.
~~~There is no fucking pause button. If I need to do something, and if I'm too far in the game, I can't stop the game. The only way to do that is to close the window. But the fact that there nothing after you and only like 10 enemies, cancels this factor.
~~~There are infinite lives in this game, which makes it boring knowing that you can die as much as you want without being pressured.
~~~You get hit only once, you're done, no life bar and you get sent back to the nearest checkpoint or begging. Not only that but he just gets no animation of dieing whatsoever. That is fucking annoying.
~~~Everything that is "living" is a sprite, the rest of objects are drawn. wtf man?
~~~You cannot skip on the cut sences. Sure they have nice drawings, but they are just annoying as fuck.
~~~There are just non-necessary enemies, like the 3 jellyfish on the second level near the end. Why put them on a place were you need to jump to get them if there is no need to jump?
-Things to improve on-
~~~I suggest you ask a friend or someone else to test this game, because the only reason you succeed is because you programmed it and you know what to do.
~~~Add a life bar and limited amount of lives with continues so it can be challenging and fun.
~~~Please add some power-ups, the would make the game more interesting.
~~~Make the enemies move and put them in places where it takes timing to avoid them.
~~~Don't make everything friendly, the first level only had about 6 jellyfish and the rest of the time you're just walking in a seemly never ending platform.
~~~Check everything from the glitches to spelling.
~~~Don't have 50 mile drops and then have an enemy standing where you land.
-Overall-
I don't really recommend this game others, it's too repetitive. I only recommend this to people who have a lot of patients and enjoy very, very repetitive games. Also, just because you spent to much time on this, doesn't mean it's good. Ask someone to test this game, someone that is very honest that hasn't played this game. Don't test it yourself when it comes to quality and gameplay because you already know what comes after the level. In other words: this was overly done.
Also, if you're going to make another check everything twice and get someone who hasn't played it to test it.
Much improved but a shitload of flaws too.
4/10
2/5
Too basic for me. And this line "it's saving time". I crapped myself laughin cos that is a stupid line.
Anyway, the backround is crap and the gameplay is boring and something really bugged me. I couldn't jump high enough at one point and had to use the wall to jump on?
AND, the map. I finished level 2, downtown bikini bottom (the bus fare bit at the end) and it looked like i had a choice between downtown bikini bottom area 2 and the cave. I clicked on bikini bottom area 2 and i was taken back to the part of bikini bottom after the first checkpoint and i couldn't quit the level! WTF!
Also, there were

RLY GEWD STUFF KK

kitty crew, u officialy need to get banned from this website. All u guys do is waste our time by publishing animations that keeps our attention spam for 5 seconds. and what u guys publish doesn't deserve to be even called an animation. its garbage,its spam, and its flat out just retarded. do us all a huge favor and never publish anything thats been on ur mind ever again. u guys decided to ruin all ur chances to redeem urself and all u guys did was fuk that up aswell by putting on some stupid shit.
I hope that this piece of crap is taken off the site within the next few hours. Play the orc starting zone? Really? Do you guys just LIKE wasting peoples time? If you are going to spend time designing something why not make it good? You might get a few decent responses. I am not even sure if there is constructive criticism for this because there is NOTHING to this. My constructive criticism would be to remove this and do something worth while or just stop submitting stuff.

KovioXZ responds:

fuck youa

GREAT QUIZ!!! lololl

SO FUN!
and also
"The first Sonic game was released on June 23, 1991, in order to provide Sega with a mascot to rival Nintendo's flagship character Mario (see 1991 in video gaming)."
Get your facts right before you hate on the quiz :D

GREAT GAME!

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THERE SHOULD BE MEDALS!

Great game!

The concept was cool, but I had a problem which is not from your game but from my keyboard...

I really liked your game, and enjoyed playing it however after I pressed a button my character would only do that and I couldn't fix it.

So if the author or another reviewer could help me out that would be great.

Hmmm....

This isn't very good at all.
You've managed to make a very nice menu but you haven't really done anything.
This isn't really a game since the only interactivity is when you hover over one of the killstreaks,
what you should have done was had each killstreak be a button and if you clicked it, it will take you to an animation of somebody using it.

Better luck next time.

andy70707 responds:

Thanks for the review, I was gonna do a better MW2 guide kinda like that with all the guns and perks and stuff too, but I couldnt be bothered really and just submtted this. If I had got better reviews I might have still made it.

390

I got annoyed at some jumping parts because getting the exact meter was hard. The boss was also a nice challenge, great game.

Great game, very difficult

This is one of the hardest games I ever played, with how easy it is to die, it makes beating it a lot more rewarding. Don't get discouraged because people suck at your game and give you a low rating. Hope to see more content from you in the future.

Hey guys, welcome to my page. I am a stick animator and spammer lol.

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