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101 Movie Reviews

Amazingly smooth

Very well done, I applaud your amazing frame by frame animation, your ability to keep the proporitions consistant throughout the animation is amazing. Good job dude!

Jae responds:

Thanks a lot man! I appreciate the feedback!

Pedobear, really?

I've seen most of the other Spider Powers episodes and this one for sure is the worst in the series. Spazkid pretty much said it all but I'll just repeat that using a meme, an old one at that as an excuse as a plot is really horrible, I was amazed with the high level of quality SP5 had and how I actually was interested in seeing a new episode, yet I don't think I am anymore....

The animation as always was very smooth, you could argue that it would be easy to do though due to the simplisity of the characters. The voices were well done, nothing amazing though but pretty good I guess....

I applaud you for being able to create a new episode so soon after the last one however your efforts are in vain as this episode was not funny nor entertaining.

Best of luck next time, keep up the effort!
I hope my review didn't leave you in a bad mood >_> I hope you have a good day otherwise! :D

just2pale responds:

Thanks for the review -

This was really just a time killing since I am working on many things right now. Like I said to the other reviewer. I do what I like and what makes me laugh. Not everyone will like this. Some may not like any of them. Some may only like this one. It's hard to please everyone, so I just go with what I feel is funny and makes me laugh and hope for the best.

Brilliant

This really shows that simple animation can be done in 5 minutes. Well done my son you have made me proud!

Charcoal125 responds:

except mine has voice acting which makes it technically better

Recent Game Reviews

9 Game Reviews

FUN GAME

U SHOULD ADD MEDALS

GAY

This game is better than the first, but that isn't saying much. Everything has been improved but you still let out several flaws that could have been easily avoided.
-Positives-
~~~The squidward's sprites were good, the story line too and the cut scenes were good as well the animation in it. Music was also alright.
~~~Controls were quite fluid and easy.
~~~There's mini games, just something to pass the time.
~~~Passwords were a nice addition to the game.
~~~I like that you have a map to replay
-Negatives-
~~~This game is too Goddamn repetitive, most of the time I find myself just holding the right arrow key walking in a seemly never ending platform and just simply jumping over jellyfish in a pattern, always 3-6. They never go after you and the blue ones just go in a circle.
~~~There are always enemies below you, you never have any idea what's down there unless you have died there many times. There is no warning that if they're going to be down there.
~~~Too many typos
~~~The music overlaps in the sound test if you go back to the main menu.
~~~There is no weapons, power ups, or anything for that manner.
~~~There is no fucking pause button. If I need to do something, and if I'm too far in the game, I can't stop the game. The only way to do that is to close the window. But the fact that there nothing after you and only like 10 enemies, cancels this factor.
~~~There are infinite lives in this game, which makes it boring knowing that you can die as much as you want without being pressured.
~~~You get hit only once, you're done, no life bar and you get sent back to the nearest checkpoint or begging. Not only that but he just gets no animation of dieing whatsoever. That is fucking annoying.
~~~Everything that is "living" is a sprite, the rest of objects are drawn. wtf man?
~~~You cannot skip on the cut sences. Sure they have nice drawings, but they are just annoying as fuck.
~~~There are just non-necessary enemies, like the 3 jellyfish on the second level near the end. Why put them on a place were you need to jump to get them if there is no need to jump?
-Things to improve on-
~~~I suggest you ask a friend or someone else to test this game, because the only reason you succeed is because you programmed it and you know what to do.
~~~Add a life bar and limited amount of lives with continues so it can be challenging and fun.
~~~Please add some power-ups, the would make the game more interesting.
~~~Make the enemies move and put them in places where it takes timing to avoid them.
~~~Don't make everything friendly, the first level only had about 6 jellyfish and the rest of the time you're just walking in a seemly never ending platform.
~~~Check everything from the glitches to spelling.
~~~Don't have 50 mile drops and then have an enemy standing where you land.
-Overall-
I don't really recommend this game others, it's too repetitive. I only recommend this to people who have a lot of patients and enjoy very, very repetitive games. Also, just because you spent to much time on this, doesn't mean it's good. Ask someone to test this game, someone that is very honest that hasn't played this game. Don't test it yourself when it comes to quality and gameplay because you already know what comes after the level. In other words: this was overly done.
Also, if you're going to make another check everything twice and get someone who hasn't played it to test it.
Much improved but a shitload of flaws too.
4/10
2/5
Too basic for me. And this line "it's saving time". I crapped myself laughin cos that is a stupid line.
Anyway, the backround is crap and the gameplay is boring and something really bugged me. I couldn't jump high enough at one point and had to use the wall to jump on?
AND, the map. I finished level 2, downtown bikini bottom (the bus fare bit at the end) and it looked like i had a choice between downtown bikini bottom area 2 and the cave. I clicked on bikini bottom area 2 and i was taken back to the part of bikini bottom after the first checkpoint and i couldn't quit the level! WTF!
Also, there were

RLY GEWD STUFF KK

kitty crew, u officialy need to get banned from this website. All u guys do is waste our time by publishing animations that keeps our attention spam for 5 seconds. and what u guys publish doesn't deserve to be even called an animation. its garbage,its spam, and its flat out just retarded. do us all a huge favor and never publish anything thats been on ur mind ever again. u guys decided to ruin all ur chances to redeem urself and all u guys did was fuk that up aswell by putting on some stupid shit.
I hope that this piece of crap is taken off the site within the next few hours. Play the orc starting zone? Really? Do you guys just LIKE wasting peoples time? If you are going to spend time designing something why not make it good? You might get a few decent responses. I am not even sure if there is constructive criticism for this because there is NOTHING to this. My constructive criticism would be to remove this and do something worth while or just stop submitting stuff.

KovioXZ responds:

fuck youa

Recent Audio Reviews

2 Audio Reviews

Real men watch Power Puff gals

I recall back in the day when I would be watching the power puff girls fight mojojojo or however you spell his name.

This version is sick, nice job.

da song stolez my 5's!

WTF! teh interwebz iz stealin ma 5's and 10's!

DJ-Delinquent responds:

STEALZ WIN @_@

Recent Art Reviews

6 Art Reviews

WOW YOUR SO TALENTED

I LOVE HOW YOU DREW A GENERIC BIG EYED ANIME WHORE BESIDE THE GUY FROM EGORAPTOR'S ANIMATION! YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT DRAWING!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR NEXT GENERIC SPRITE ANIMATION!
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?
Brilliant comeback there, kid. Are you going to go cry to your mommy now?

Awesome

This is awesome, I wish I could draw like that >_>

BmacDelete responds:

lol thanks man

The humor is there, but the art is lacking

It's funny how that is basically what most of their ads are of,
but the art leaves something to be desired, now I'm sure you've seen some of my animations and how I'm no artistic genius so I hope you aren't disheartened by my hyporcitical judgement,
but some of the text is difficult to read (specifically the text under the guy) and the drawing just seems messy, not because his body is out of proportion but because the smoothing is so awkward, I suggest in flash you lower the smoothing a tad, or raise it.... whichever you prefer, and what suits your art style.

im sure i overanalyzed this lol but u asked for a review so..... here it is lolz

peace out home dawg.

ChandlerThompson responds:

Thanks for the review man. I really don't know why it matters what status you are on this site, constructive criticism is constructive criticism, haha.

Anyway, the body does need some work, I could never draw people very well. I had the idea floating in my head, but just the Teenick logo plus text would be plain. The text being difficult to read is understandable as well. I didn't have much room, but it is in an unpleasant location and is hard to read.

Anyway, thanks for the tips bro, they are always appreciated. See you later!

Hey guys, welcome to my page. I am a stick animator and spammer lol.

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